On the first day of college military training, I became the talk of the whole school.
It wasn't because I had a face so stunning it could topple kingdoms and captivate everyone.
It was because... I yanked the campus heartthrob's pants off in front of everyone!
Watching my heroic deed get retold in all kinds of versions as it went viral on the campus forum, I was utterly close to tears.
I swear on the light, I'm just an ordinary, down-to-earth funny girl. I'm absolutely not some female pervert!
