Arknights: Riddle-Speakers, Get Lost Already

Alicia, an officer from the previous civilization, returned to the shelter after completing her final mission. The cryptic Priestess provided a place and funding so that Alicia and her companions could shine as the last spark of their civilization. Then Alicia slept for who knows how many tens of thousands of years. She opened her eyes to a world transformed beyond recognition, covered her face, resigned herself to her fate, and settled into a life of keeping her head down and getting by. Of course, she wished there were fewer lunatics and riddlers in this world. Alicia thought this as she was overwhelmed by idiots. Reader's Guide: 1. There are five original characters, both male and female. The original characters have no romantic pairings. Feel free to ship them if you like, but I write them as platonic relationships. 2. The Doctor's rational state is based on the official blog. In their irrational state, they're seriously unhinged. Their one and only true love is Priestess. 3. Most of the people who died are alive. 4. Includes some riddles and elements involving Outer Gods. 5. Each member of the original protagonist group has their own special brand of idiocy. Alone, they're stars scattered across the sky; together, they're a heap of crap. Every day they're busy tripping up the villains, making them creatures the villains both love and hate. 6. This novel is also titled The Villains Are Surviving Their Tribulation. 7. Lots of tasteless jokes, plenty of Reunion Movement, Rhodes Island, the Military Commission, and mercenary idiots' daily antics. I try to keep everyone in character during the comedy, but they may be OOC, so please don't mind. 8. I'm Blood Demon Xiaojun. Send me 50 yuan and watch General Du prepare for Endfield, Mandragora win the revival match, Reed beat up Banana Sister, and Amiya go god-mode in the Kazdel finals. 9. If you feel like my work has launched you into orbit, great, that's exactly what I'm going for, because I'm going to go completely off the rails and send everyone flying. 10. If you haven't been sent flying, please leave a five-star review. Thanks, dear~