You Said I Was Just a Decoy, So Why Are You Getting Serious?

Lin Fan, who inexplicably transmigrated to Blue Star, originally just wanted to live a quiet, ordinary life. Sure, he'd served as a human shield for a few beautiful women, but once his term was up, they all went their separate ways and lived their own lives. That was clearly the best outcome. Then one day, all of you suddenly show up and tell me you're serious about this? The catch is, everything happening here is being livestreamed to the M77 Nebula, over ten thousand light-years away, where it's become the region's most popular dating reality show. Ye Xingyi, Li Miaomiao, Bai Yanran, and Su Rou: “Lin Fan, do you know why a man calls the woman he's with his wife?” Lin Fan: “No idea.” The women: “Because it means a marriage begins with the Matchmaker God and ends with Granny Meng.” “Then, Lin Fan, do you know why a woman calls the man she's with her husband?” Lin Fan thought for a moment, then ventured, “Is it because he stays out so late that the police end up arresting him?” The viewers watching the livestream were stunned. Aliens: “We hear you pray to the Matchmaker God for love. Here in the M77 Nebula, we only pray to Brother Lin.”