I Signed Haaland from the Start, and Somehow Became the Godfather of Youth Development

[A little romance] + [Football knowledge] + [Comedy] + [Everyday life] The legendary Douyu streamer A Fei moment: the rainy night in Lazio. “How could Lazio possibly score five against me? That’s hilarious.” “Yun Hai is fired!” “How can you not love football like this!” Sun Zhe, watching at home, gets swept up in the livestream’s entertaining antics and casually opens the latest version of FM2023. Little does he know, this game, a version of Football Manager come to life, will have him transmigrate into the role of Red Bull Salzburg’s head coach in 2018. “What? You turned down the chance to sign Haaland for eight million euros?” “What? Camavinga and Tchouameni as a package deal for thirty million euros?” “I have to sign Kuang Zhaolei, the Chinese football prodigy…” Years later, at the Ballon d’Or ceremony. The youngest-ever Ballon d’Or winner, Kuang Zhaolei: “Uncle Dong Lu introduced me to football, and my godfather Sun Zhe taught me how to play.” Guardiola: “Sun Zhe is the only youth development guru I recognize.” Mourinho: “Sun Zhe is better than me. I can’t match him as the master of underdogs.” Klopp: “I learned a lot from Sun Zhe. He’s the one who reignited my passion for coaching.” Qi Xuanzong: “When it comes to metaphysics, Sun Zhe, the Sun Sage, is my founding master.”