Say No to Love-Brain Syndrome, Starting with Me!

[Metaphysics + Saving Hopeless Romantics] The nine-tailed fox immortal A Li was sentenced to confinement for fighting Lingyun, the Heavenly Emperor’s son and a High God. Bored out of her mind during confinement, she watched her nine tails develop sentience and was punished by being sent to the mortal realm to undergo a trial of love. After eight lifetimes of hopeless romance, she lost eight tails. All she could think about was finishing the trial quickly so she could go back and beat Lingyun senseless. In her ninth life, A Li discovered modern food, TV dramas, and video games, and decisively refused to follow the plot, shouting, “I refuse to be a hopeless romantic. I’m starting with myself!” Every day, she eats delicious food, earns a little money, and beats up little ghosts, while getting revenge on the male and female leads for the tails she lost in her previous eight lives. Then one day, Lingyun, who argues and fights with her every day, tells her, “You are my trial of love.” Little Tail asks A Li how she feels about that. A Li replies, “Hmph. The most important part of a trial of love is the trial. Meeting me is his ordeal.”