Thanks for Asking, Keep Your Distance

Name: Thanks for Asking, Keep Your Distance
Author: I Know You're in a Hurry, But Hold On

谢邀别来沾边

by I Know You're in a Hurry, But Hold On (我知道你很急但你先别)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 267k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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No CP! No CP! No CP! I’m saying it three times because it’s important. Just have fun with it, and please go easy on me. The whole book is being revised, so feel free to let it build up a little before reading the revised version. Lin Yuejiao thinks that when it comes to transmigrating into a book, if she claims to be the unluckiest person of all, no one could possibly be more unfortunate. She arrived without any memories of the original host. She has no System, no golden finger, just herself. She doesn’t even remember anything about that mind-bogglingly awful book! As if! Lin Yuejiao would never bow her head to this nonsense, no matter what. But the increasingly bizarre backstory of this body and the plot veering off course like a wild horse with its reins cut make the whole thing utterly absurd. Lin Yuejiao has already figured out how to coast through it. As long as she doesn’t make a move, who can force her to follow the plot alongside that bunch of lunatics? No one. She’s even got her popcorn ready, prepared to watch those weirdos act crazy. She has no intention of getting involved in any stand-in romance, either. She’s terrified of dying. Watching these people fight over things is pretty entertaining, but how did it end with them fighting over her? Men? No, stay away. The moonlight of someone’s heart? No, you stay away too. Friends? No, no, no, all of you stay away! Don’t get involved with me!!!! Thanks for asking. This lazy fish just wants to stay alive. Stay away from me, all of you.

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