【System + transmigrate into a book + absurd comedy + reborn + drama queen + dual personality】
Nan Weian transmigrates into a book as a minor villain and works hard to become the main villain.
She diligently pursues her villainous career every day, only to be punished by the **author.
One morning, she wakes up inexplicably in the water.
One second she’s fighting, the next she’s carrying a meteor on her shoulder.
She’s eating one moment, and the next she’s shoving poison into her mouth.
She dies. Didn’t see that coming? She’s reborn again!
Not only is she reborn, she’s also bound to the **author as her System.
The filthy author comes up with filthy missions.
All her hard work in her previous life goes to waste. She just wants to give up and coast.
The **author occasionally takes control of her body and lusts after the second male lead, either staring at his butt or feeling his abs.
“First time I’ve seen ‘pervy’ used to describe a girl,” a passerby remarks.
Nan Weian is at peace.
“Shh. Just like this. Quietly die.”
“Go do your perverted mission yourself.” Nan Weian opens her eyes and smiles at life. “Besides, you’re a pervert too.”
When she completes her missions, her underlings return as well.
Villainous Underling One: “Nothing in this world compares to Big Sister.”
Nan Weian covers her face with one hand and holds out the other. “No to fake sweetness. It starts with me.”
Villainous Underling Two: “Doesn’t Your Majesty think the people around you are getting in the way? Shouldn’t they be taught a lesson?”
Nan Weian crosses her arms. “No fighting. If you don’t like them, you can dig your own eyes out.”
Villainous Underling Three: “Your Majesty, I’ll go capture some handsome men to serve you.”
Nan Weian: “Keep massaging my shoulders. Don’t stop.”
Say no to crazy people, starting with me. Protecting your brain is everyone’s responsibility.
