Spiritual Qi Revival: This Simplification Is a Little Too Ridiculous

(Spiritual qi revival + Either one female lead or no female lead, depending on reader feedback + System + Lighthearted comedy)

(The blurb isn't very good. Handsome guys and beautiful girls, please head straight to the story.)

My name is Li Pu, and I have a ridiculously absurd System.

It's called Simplify the Complex. It can turn complicated things into simple concepts I can understand. The catch is, its idea of “simple” is simply absurd.

The Golden Light Mantra I learned online: breathe or recite the spell;

Thunder techniques: touch lightning or electricity;

Swordsmanship: hold a sword, swing a sword, or gaze at a sword for inspiration;

Nine Body-Tempering Forms: take calcium supplements;

The Muscle-Tendon Changing Classic: go to the bathroom;

Alchemy: throw everything into one pot and stew it together;

When cultivation becomes this simple, isn't becoming invincible under heaven only natural?

A little spoiler from the author: the System didn't appear out of nowhere. It's part of a foreshadowed plot point.