Red Alert: Invading Naruto, and the Advantage Is Mine!

You have Deidara's C0 self-destruction, but I have Crazy Ivan! You have the Uchiha clan's Fire Release ninjutsu, but I have nuclear strikes! You have genjutsu, but I have Yuri and his mind-control devices! You have the Kirin Lightning Release technique, but I have the superweapon Lightning Storm! You have tailed beasts, but I have Yuri's genetic mutations! You have the Sexy Technique, but I... Red Alert comrades, get a grip, everyone...