A Normal Person? Getting Close to Science Doesn't Mean Getting School Wrong

(It's a science show, not a wrong-start-of-school × XX, triple-X slapstick story.)

"Weasel! Ah, bounce." A booming voice rang out.

The name Feng Yan just sounds like it belongs to a seductive, scheming woman.

I thought I'd be playing a seductive little green tea, or fighting through three hundred rounds of Plants vs. Zombies, or having a domineering CEO dump three million on me, only for me to turn around and punch him twice.

At that very moment, a thief broke into Feng Yan's home. Seeing that it was so poor you could see from one end to the other, without even a bed, the two of them stared at each other, wide-eyed. The thief went home, took two taels of meat from his own house, and brought it over to Feng Yan's.

Because I was broke, my agent booked me a spot on a variety show called Approaching Science.