My Divine Artifacts Are Clearly High-Class, So Why Are They So Ridiculous?

[Queen Throws Herself at Him] [Powerful Golden Finger]

In the fifth lunar month of the eleventh year of the Tianhui era under Emperor Taizong, on the day Yichou, the moon suddenly strayed south from its course, then soon returned to its proper path., History of Jin, Treatise on Astronomy

In 1133, the moon suddenly veered south from its original orbit, then returned to its course a short while later.

From that moment on, spiritual qi dried up on Earth, ushering in the Age of Dharma Decline. A thousand years later, spiritual qi gradually began to revive.

The family pendant Li Ziheng inherited is actually a divine artifact: the Jade Balance of Tianheng.

As long as you pay a sufficient price, it can grant any wish.

Sounds impressive, but the artifact’s spirit clearly has ideas of its own.

“Objective: Bring Li Ziheng’s Heart-Questioning Art to the entry level.”

“Price: Li Ziheng wears women’s clothing for twenty-four hours.”

“Objective: Raise Hong Jin’s ability rank to A.”

“Price: The tattoos on Hong Jin’s arms turn into Balala the Fairies (irreversible).”

“Objective: Give Zhang Cheng one hundred million in cash.”

“Price: Zhang Cheng grows two extra heads (their thoughts are unsynchronized, irreversible).”

As spiritual qi revives, gifted ability users emerge one after another, and cultivators from a thousand years ago return to the world. Meanwhile, a crisis on the moon draws ever closer.

This is an age of great upheaval. Li Ziheng is ready. Are you?