The Protagonist Threw Mud at Me, So I Slapped Him Across the Face
主角朝我扔泥巴，反手给他一嘴巴
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- Completed
- Length
- 505k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Gender Transformation + Behind-the-Scenes Scheming
I'm looking for books like I'm Your Love Rival, Not Your Wife! (I'm Definitely Not a Yandere).
Women Cultivating Immortality, as Ruthless as Male Leads, from Qi Refining to Tribulation Transcendence
Looking for cultivation novels. I'm in a reading slump. Thanks!
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Transmigration Stories Where the Protagonist Plays a Major Role but Still Feels Out of Place in the World
Either a male or female lead is fine. Preferably no couple, and a bit of angst.
Cultivation Stories These Days Are So Cringey, and Female-Oriented Stories Are Always About Women Competing Against Women
Are there any cultivation novels for a female audience with a CP, but a little more refreshing and unconventional? No rivalry between women, no rivalry between women, no rivalry between women! No CP, no CP, no CP, no CP, no CP! She should care about the world, not spend the whole story thinking about romance.
Looking for Fast-Paced Stories, I Cannot Keep Reading These Dragging Plots
Looking for Funny Novels, Not Ones Where the Humor Is Just a Pile of Memes
I want something with funny plotlines like *Demon Suppression Bureau*.
Rated 9.4 or Higher, No CP. I'll Read Anything
I read all kinds of books, so recommend whatever. Just don't recommend books with terrible ratings in the eights. I only ask that there be a CP. Other than those two things, I'll read anything: schemes for power, transmigration, fantasy, horror, modern, historical, comedy, whatever oddball stuff you've got.
Looking for a Truly Satisfying Story With Swift, Decisive Face-Slapping
Preferably no CP, and I don’t mean no fixed pairing. A truly no-CP story has no romance or even flirtation at all, like An Qiao, Ning Shu, or Chi Qiao. If there is a CP, I hope the other person barely features. No romance, please, like in The Female Sword Cultivator Qisha.
Tomato's Five Best Quick Transmigration Novels
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Feel-Good Stories! Short!! Nothing Frustrating! Please!
Sometimes books make me so mad I could die. Any satisfying reads? Something short!! ^_^
Looking for a Female Lead Who Pulls Off Lots of Wild Stunts, Is Capable, Quick-Witted, and Gets Revenge on the Spot
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Female-Oriented Cultivation Novels With an Ensemble Cast: No Romance, Male Lead, or Ambiguity Throughout!!
Looking for stories like "After Her Spiritual Root Was Stolen, the Senior Sister Slaughtered the Entire Sect." I want a protagonist like Jiang Hanqin, Qin Zhi, or Feng Xi. No System stories. Absolutely no CP! No CP! No CP! No CP doesn't mean no established pairing! No flirting! Don't recommend stories with a CP.
No Romance, No Raising Kids, No Women Fighting Each Other, No Foolishly Generous Heroine, No Excessive Kindness
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A Decisive Female Lead, Cultivation, and No Romance
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Cultivation Novels with Especially Shameless Heroines Like Ye Qiao and Feng Xi
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A new book is released, and the babies pass by and give it a five-star review
Love it as always! ! ! The plot is novel, there is no so-called golden finger, because I am the golden finger, hahaha Cong Cong has always been my favorite. It combines many current memes, but also brings a special artistic conception of ancient immortality. The supporting characters in the article are all very individual, good or bad (some are really unique) The writing is very good, and it hit my favorite point right away. I've been following it since the first book, some may be longer, but there's no way I won't get tired of reading it! Are you even thinking about when to update? Cong Cong currently has four works, and all four of them are masterpieces. . . . . . Then I will comment on the protagonist of this book. It feels like a combination of Jingsha and Gu Shen. I keep jumping back and forth between being crazy and not crazy. Quite fun! The style is completely different from the previous three books! ! ! Highly recommended~(*˘˘*).｡.:*♡
The heroine has an eccentric vibe and is very flexible with people. First of all, the second chapter of the book kills the original male protagonist, it is refreshing and direct enough. This will definitely become a refreshing breath of fresh air in the fairy tales, and I am very much looking forward to her next performance. This is Cong Cong's book! Hahaha, I should have come here relatively early. I recommend it. I feel that the writing style has become more novel and interesting!
Cong Cong's books are as good as ever... I just like this kind of bitchy and crazy heroine... It's really to my liking... Come on, please read more.
This is the first review of my Congcong's new book. I must give it five stars. Congcong's performance is still stable and the writing is superb. I really like the book Mo Shen written by Goddess Cong. Of course, I also love this book Jiujiu. The book is really interesting. For the sake of this being the first book review, Congcong gives it a thumbs up [blowing kiss] @ Ouncong
"The world laughs at me for being crazy, I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it." Handle with care and let go, grudges will be repaid. This is probably Jiujiu's feelings towards the native world and the aboriginal people. Only by letting go of the past can we pursue a higher world, and only then can we break away from the shackles of life's misery. Such people are free and easy. , Strong, seemingly happy, without any worries, but I always feel that the universe is so big, but Jiujiu is alone, running alone. I hope she can look back, at least she has a sincere friend like Shangguan Meng, and I look forward to a heart-warming extra story.
The books written by Oucong have always been in line with my preferences. The content is rich and interesting, and the characters are colorful. The main thing is that there is no cp. The protagonist who specializes in career is really cool.
Onion, onion, come on! I will always support you! The new book is very exciting, the plot has ups and downs and is exciting, the protagonist is decisive in killing and has a sound mind. In short, he is Wari Good. No matter what, I love you Cong Cong! (I hope Cong Cong, who has a normal outlook on life, is healthy and everything goes well. In fact, it would be good to update more~)
It's good to watch. Selling a contact to a bald monk, bravely breaking into a men's bathhouse, and the protagonist picking up Chu Wan's knife and saying, "Come, chop her, chop her to death." These are the funniest parts. There is also the protagonist's miserable experience, being forced to sacrifice, and Yao Mi, who has been disappearing. I think this counts. It must be a trap. Judging from the reaction of the protagonist when he heard the Twelve Immortals, he also tried to find Yao Shi. They probably didn't treat her too badly at that time. According to the description below, Yao Shi has been addicted to alcohol. I thought it was a man, but I didn't expect it to be a woman. Yao Shi must have been feeling uncomfortable. In short, the author's writing style is very good [top post] [please update] [sending heartfelt messages] [shy] [blowing kiss] [laughing]
Oucong's new book, as a long-time book fan in a certain sense, I must support it. The style of this book is not very similar to the previous ones, but there are similarities. This book obviously has a more money-obsessed feel and is even funnier than before. I haven't seen enough of this book so I won't comment too much. (The main thing is that I won't comment on it until I see more.) Anyway, Oucong's books are very good. Why didn't the author recommend his new book? I just saw it today＼(`Δ')／