Remember: I'm the Big Villain

[Villain + One Heroine + System + Decisive and Ruthless + High-Martial World + Urban Life + Sound Values] What should an emotionally clueless, jokester author do after becoming the villain in his own story and facing the mistakes that villain made? When the protagonist gets down on his knees and begs, how can he resolve the conflict? When faced with a cruel enemy, what can he do to protect himself? [Stick with it and take your time. There’ll be a surprise later, brothers!] [Brothers, give it twenty chapters at most, and you’ll find yourself falling in love with this book.] [This book is entirely made up. Do not imitate anything in it.] [The writing may be rather detailed, but it won’t dumb down passersby just to make the protagonist look good, unless that’s how a particular passerby is meant to be.]