[Anti-Cliché + A Bottomless Supply of Memes + An Entire Cast of Goofballs]
“There's no way I'm cultivating. Not in this lifetime.”
“I don't even have a spiritual root. The only way I can get by is by using cheats and slacking off.”
“You mean the good-for-nothing making a comeback, or an ordinary mortal cultivating immortality? That stuff doesn't happen in real life.”
“You're asking how they found out I had a Heavenly Spirit Root? The System really did add that special effect for me. It's just an effect.”
“How did I take first place in the rookie friendship tournament? Obviously, with my invincible eloquence. I convinced them with virtue.”
“How did I become the Lord of the Demon Realm? By being filthy rich.”
“Why am I an ordinary mortal who's number one on the Immortal Realm's wanted list? Maybe I'm just not twisted enough, so I don't fit in with the rest of the Immortal Realm.”
“Everything I said is true. Don't take my words out of context.”
The next day's Cultivators' Daily ran this headline: “An Interview with Immortal Venerable Yan Zong.”
“Cultivating? I've been cultivating my whole life.”
“You need a spiritual root to get by.”
“Good-for-nothings and ordinary mortals? They don't exist.”
“My Heavenly Spirit Root is real.”
“First place? I'm unbeatable.”
“Me, the Lord of the Demon Realm, filthy rich.”
“Me, number one in the Immortal Realm, twisted enough.”
“Everything I said is true.”
Ah Zong, hold on in Shi Zi Ge's place!
This is so unique, is the author perhaps an alternate account of Chopsticks? 😆
It came from Xiaolong, and it truly embodies Yan Zilong's unique style and quality.
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I came here based on recommendations from other authors. I originally just wanted to take a quick look and leave, but it's so interesting! How come there are so few people reading such an interesting book?
It's a very good, relaxing novel, but unfortunately, it's not widely read and its style is too niche.
What good will it do you to make me laugh to death? 🙂 Even the donkeys in the production team can't rest as much as you.
Hmm... Beyond the humor and references, I feel like I wrote more than just for fun. (^_^)
It's packed with jokes and lighthearted humor, but... Could you please update faster?
Hahaha