Showbiz: Copying Earth

[Hit songwriter]+ [Variety shows]+ [Meme humor]+ [Everyday life]

I'm a rich kid from a long line of rich kids. It's only natural that I have a wild side!

I'm more handsome than you and more talented. I'm more talented and richer, and I'm richer yet work harder!

How can you compete with me?

Poetry, music, chess, calligraphy, painting, television, movies, variety shows, production: whatever you want to compare, I can do it all!

I've got the entire civilization of Earth behind me. What can you possibly use to fight me?

Art has no borders, but artists do.

If you piss me off, I'll even build you a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier. So, are you impressed or not?