If I Don't Win Over the Unhinged Demon God, I'll Be Struck by Lightning

Storyline One: Yu Yimu transmigrates into a cultivation novel called Exorcising Demons as the vicious female side character. She has an older sister, Yu Qinghe, who has been reborn. Not only is her luck through the roof, but most of the men in the book are devoted to her. “Miss, Mo Jiujin was stripped naked and tied up in the dungeon. He’s been beaten so badly there isn’t a single unbruised spot on him. Should we still save him?” “Miss, the love bug has already been planted on Mo Jiujin’s side.” Yu Yimu turns deathly pale and nearly faints. She’s barely transmigrated into the book, and already she’s antagonized the story’s ultimate villain, who will one day become a demon lord who destroys the world and kills without blinking. How tragic! She thinks she can still salvage this. “Save him! Get the best medicine and treat him.” “I’ll drink the love bug myself.” Yu Yimu resolves to stay away from the protagonists and focus on staying alive. She cultivates diligently and draws talismans. Then comes the clichéd plotline: the little System, Xiaobai, demands that she save the villain, or she’ll be struck by lightning if she doesn’t win him over. After completing the mission, her soul enters the void. Mo Jiujin’s eyes are red from crying. “Mumu, don’t leave me. I know I was wrong. I don’t want your spiritual root. I only want you.” He personally kills Yu Qinghe, but still can’t bring her back. Storyline Two: Yu Yimu returns to the cultivation world of the future, where the major sects are flourishing. She has changed the fate of the cultivation world five hundred years in the past. When she wakes up, she’s beside the Nether River and has lost her memories. The only things that can prove who she is are a jade pendant and a letter. The letter roughly says: Her fiancé is the top disciple of Xuantian Sect. She doesn’t have a penny to her name, and she can’t use cultivation magic. Worse still, she has a face of unparalleled beauty.