Help! The Mad Evil God Is Forcing Me to Love Him Through the Internet Cable

Righteous, chuuni, goofy, split-personality transmigrated savior VS selfish, narrow-minded, obsessive, beautiful, devoted and faithful evil god (actually, two crazy people + HE + 1v1 + both virgins + fake replacement) Warning!!! This is a romance between two lunatics! Don’t expect them to have normal values. They don’t, and both of them are mentally unstable! Also, there are lots of liberties taken with the setting, so don’t overthink it. Setting: Ancient and modern times alternate Jiang Shan was a senior in college, but after falling asleep, he woke up in an antique bridal chamber. Beside him was Xu Huaiyan, who claimed to be his husband. Xu Huaiyan was breathtakingly beautiful, but had ulterior motives. He scared Jiang Shan half to death. To take things step by step and eventually get what he wanted, Xu Huaiyan had him stay by his side so they could grow closer. Who could have known that the “Light of the Righteous Path” in Jiang Shan’s head would infuriate him so much? Xu Huaiyan tightened his grip on a man’s shoulder... The Light of the Righteous Path: “Master, taking a life is a sin. You can’t kill him.” (Jiang Shan’s inner thoughts: Damn it, what does this have to do with me? Why am I so righteous?) As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Huaiyan ripped out the man’s heart. “Sorry, I just slipped. I was actually trying to take his head off.” Jiang Shan: “...” * Xu Huaiyan’s eyes were red. “Ling Yuan, either love me or die.” “My name isn’t that, damn it.” Jiang Shan sneered and drew his sword to kill himself. The next second, he jolted awake in class. So it was all a dream. It felt so real, holy crap. But when he returned to his dorm, Xu Huaiyan was sitting beside his desk with his legs crossed, dressed in a suit and tie. A gold-rimmed monocle covered his right eye, and in his left hand he held a blood-red heart. “I’ve been waiting for you.”