Damn It! The Unhinged Space Pirate Wants to Claim the General Every Day

Name: Damn It! The Unhinged Space Pirate Wants to Claim the General Every Day
Author: A Poem of Farewell

可恶！疯批星盗每天都想拥有上将

by A Poem of Farewell (赞别诗)

Status: Completed
Length: 427k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two male leads / interstellar / enemies who love and hate each other / powerful leads / younger man / enemies-to-boyfriends / ABO]

The youngest general in Federation history has a stunningly handsome face and a temperament as cold as ice. His pheromones overpower 99% of the Federation’s Alphas.

The only one who slips through the net is Shen Sixing, an ultra-S-class Alpha, the Federation’s number-one space pirate, and the one person everyone knows is at odds with the general.

As the Federation’s only two ultra-S-class Alphas, whenever General Fu and Shen Sixing meet, sparks fly. It’s either your death or mine.

Shen Sixing is unrestrained and unpredictable. Anyone he can’t stand has never survived more than two days under his watch.

He controls almost all the firepower outside the Federation and holds sway around the α star system. He’s neither wholly good nor wholly evil, staying at the top of the wanted list while also holding on to the number-one spot on the good-person list.

Everyone in the Federation knows that if Fu Jinshi and Shen Sixing ever cross paths, one of them has to die. But the day after Fu Jinshi triumphantly returns to the home planet, General Fu receives an order: negotiate with Shen Sixing and reach a cooperation agreement.

Fu Jinshi: “...”

Without changing expression, he accepts the assignment.

The moment his spaceship lands at Shen Sixing’s base, General Fu loses consciousness.

When he wakes up, the pain in the back of his neck brings him fully around. He looks at Shen Sixing, who is grinning beside him with a little canine tooth showing. Then, realizing that their pheromones are linked, his expression turns completely dark.

Shen Sixing has marked him with the mark exclusive to an ultra-S-class Alpha.

“General, you belong to me.”

·Unhinged, blunt pursuer × aloof, untouchable beauty

·Don’t stockpile chapters. I might drop it if readership is low

Other names

What? This Cool and Aloof General Is My Wife什么，这个清冷上将就是我老婆Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

206Chapters

5.3kReads · 30 days

815.4kReads · all time

859Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.4Score

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Reader comments 50

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Hello, wife, welcome! The author's own interpretations are so numerous they spiral out of control; every word could be a personal interpretation. I welcome feedback, but I don't accept unsolicited advice, writing instruction, or baseless, nonsensical, or malicious negative reviews.
309 likes3y ago
Hehe, who doesn't love a crazy, eccentric top x a cool, aloof bottom? I absolutely adore it! The double alpha pairing is so appealing! I absolutely love Shishi's writing; her prose is truly superb. Don't miss out, everyone! You won't regret it! 😘
80 likes3y ago
Wow, I absolutely love Fu Jinshi's aloof and beautiful persona, and I'm also smitten with Shen Ge's crazy and eccentric character! Looking forward to it!! 💕💕💕💕 Awesome! I really like Jinjin's personality, and I also love Xiao Shen with his puppy-dog eyes.
73 likes3y ago
I had heard about Shi Shi's other book before, and when I saw that there was a new work, I clicked to read it. I didn't expect it to be so good. I really love stories about mortal enemies turning into lovers. The space pirate and the general have been rivals since childhood, and are well-known nemesis. The result of a pheromone matching brought about a subtle change in their relationship.
65 likes3y ago
This double-A setup really hit my reading XP! I absolutely love it! The tension and suspense between these two strong characters is just so captivating. I'm completely smitten. And I absolutely adore the main character's design!!! I'm talking about Shishi, she's perfect! Keep it up! 😘😘😘
60 likes3y ago
This book is worth reading; the more you read, the more engrossed you become. The plot is full of twists and turns, captivating and suspenseful. Shishi's writing is excellent; she's a master of storytelling, capturing my heart and making me eagerly anticipate the next chapter. I truly love it... And love it even more! 🥺😏 @ StarCraft ABO (younger man/older woman)
50 likes3y ago
Without further ado, I, Xiao Qi, give it five stars right away. Why? Because it's so good! It's the first time I've read Shi Shi's work, and it's amazing. The theme, plot, and character settings are really captivating. I love reading it! Fu Jinshi is a general in the Federation. He loves the people of the Federation and will do his best to protect them.
45 likes3y ago
I absolutely loved the back-and-forth between General Fu and Brother Shen! It was absolutely brilliant. I love Brother Shen's crazy side, and I adore the feeling our General has. And lastly, Brother Shen, can I take General Fu from you? 😆😆
45 likes3y ago
Ahhh, I love this design so much! I adore it! The cool, beautiful woman is my absolute favorite! 🥰🥰🥰 It's just that there aren't enough of them! 🥺 Poetry, keep updating, I'll always be there for you! ❤️
43 likes3y ago
Aww, I finished reading it! I don't know how many minutes I read, but this premise is absolutely brilliant. I've been reading your book ever since you wrote your first one, and every single one of them has never disappointed me. The character development is always sooooo good! Every single character you create is exactly my type, it's such a coincidence!
42 likes3y ago