Please, Don't! That's Actually a Microscopic Universe

[No System, wish fulfillment, ordinary-person cultivation, family on the rise, slow-burn farming, don’t read if that’s not your thing] A master of Buddhist studies transmigrates into the ordinary man Yan Changsheng. In this life, he is a good-for-nothing who cannot cultivate. From the start, he is captured by Bai Jiu Shi, the rootless Yin Maiden and mistress of the Yuehuan Sect. Through a strange twist of fate, Bai Jiu Shi becomes pregnant, and the two are forced to become cultivation partners. She says, “Why are all my children gods and Buddhas from across the heavens?” After serving as family head for ten years, the clan leader says, “How did our Yan family end up at the pinnacle of the immortal realm?” When the children grow up, they ask, “Why are all our uncles and elders Great Emperors and Immortal Venerables?” Yan Changsheng sighs. “I didn’t do it. It’s all the fault of the microcosmic universe!”