Instead of Selling Dolls, You Became a General?

Chen Long transmigrates to a parallel universe and is chosen to take part in filming a military reality show. With the System’s help, Chen Long, an ordinary guy with no background in show business, shatters everyone’s expectations: Breaking a 55-year-old record for a five-kilometer run with a weighted pack? Chen Long: “Easy.” Xu Sanduo did 333 abdominal bar swings and people thought he was amazing? Chen Long: “What do you call it when I do 2,500?” They say I’m just an ordinary guy with no talent? Chen Long: “Didn’t you see me sing ‘Green Flowers in the Army’ and make everyone cry?” After filming wraps, a top-tier star approaches Chen Long: “Be my personal bodyguard. I’ll pay you 100 million a year!” A stunning internet celebrity with 300 million followers approaches Chen Long: “Chen Long, marry me!” The commander-in-chief of the Long Kingdom’s three armed forces says with a sigh, “Chen Long’s arrival has raised our military’s combat capability by an entire order of magnitude!” The Eagle Empire issues an order: “A reward of one trillion! No matter what it takes, make sure Chen Long is killed!” But Chen Long, just an ordinary guy, sees the enormous bounty on his head and says indignantly: “I was only filming a variety show. Do you really have to be this ruthless?”