A hero is supposed to be cool, wild, domineering, and unbelievably awesome!
So why is his life nothing but endless misery and misfortune?
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Summoned to another world without warning and made a human hero tasked with defeating the Demon King, Qiu Lan can't make heads or tails of it.
“Where am I? How did I get here? I remember I was...”
Even more baffling, and downright nauseating, is the way he transmigrated!
God, if you were going to send him off to defeat the Demon King, the least you could do was give him a cool entrance! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴!
After transmigrating, Qiu Lan becomes a good-for-nothing hero who can't do a thing and has nowhere to call home.
Fortunately, he has two fellow heroes to look after him.
“I think we should introduce ourselves first. It’ll make it easier to address one another. Hello, I’m the hero of Nomarena, Yin Talfis.”
“Yo, I’m the hero of Nomarena, Ling Ming Kesaisi.”
“I’m Qiu Lan, the man who has countless girls eating out of the palm of my... I mean, the man with them eating out of his pants.”
And so begins the good-for-nothing hero’s miserable tale of transmigration, all by a series of mishaps. (;ω;)
