I Went Viral on a D-List Parenting Show, and the Whole Internet Claims Me as Their Daughter

Livestreaming + entertainment industry + parenting variety show + System Confident, talented, adorable little girl × arrogant, sharp-tongued, obscure actor dad. Five-year-old Le Li is sold to human traffickers by her aunt by marriage. While escaping, she accidentally climbs into the car of Le Mujing, an obscure actor whose career has collapsed after a scandal. Le Mujing’s burly manager eyes Le Li and tells him, “Here’s your chance to clear your name, make a comeback, and earn money.” Le Mujing absentmindedly hums a song, and Le Li hugs him and calls him Daddy. Le Mujing is stunned. What are the odds of a blind cat stumbling onto a dead mouse? And so Le Mujing takes Le Li onto a parenting variety show. Le Li: “Daddy, I’ll make up for all the time I missed with you over the past five years.” Le Mujing: “If she eats her own cooking, won’t she be throwing up and running to the bathroom?” “If she wears the clothes she washed herself, won’t she break out in a rash all over?” Antifans: “Le Mujing, get off the show! Le Li, get off the show! What a fake act. You’ve been pretending for a day or two now. Let’s see how long you can keep it up.” By the end of the show, Le Li has turned Take Daddy on a Trip into How to Spoil Daddy Rotten. Le Li becomes a sensation for doting on her dad, while Le Mujing clears his name and goes viral thanks to being spoiled. Antifans become fans: “What an angel of a daughter! Le Mujing must have saved the galaxy in his past life!” “Le Mujing’s face is beyond human comprehension. Did Le Li win the genetic lottery?” Le Mujing: He never had a father’s love, but now he has a kid’s love. Except this kid isn’t his? Le Mujing goes from pretending he doesn’t care to fearing that Le Li will leave him. At last, the explosive news breaks. Le Mujing looks panicked. “Lili, let me explain. Actually, I...” Le Li blinks her adorable eyes. “Daddy, you don’t have to explain. You’re my daddy.”