My Wife Is a Goofball? Whatever, I’ll Make a Fool of Myself

[Dual Male Leads] [Interstellar ABO] [Goofy, Satisfying Read] [Villainous Couple] [Everyone Is a Villain]

[Goofy Ghost King Bottom X Loyal Villain Top]

[Reading Guide: The plot comes first, with lots of original worldbuilding and supernatural ghost-hunting elements. The romance focuses on warm companionship, with no melodrama. It's lighthearted and funny, so please give it a chance.]

As the biggest villain in the cultivation world, Ghost King Shi Meng binds himself to a System. As long as he can reform every villain in the galaxy, he can ascend and become a god of the planes.

He sets off full of ambition, only to crash-land on a garbage planet. Fortunately, his luck isn't too bad: he runs into a major villain right away.

The villain isn't as vicious as he imagined. He's gentle and considerate, domestic and caring.

When Shi Meng is down on his luck, the villain keeps him fed by scavenging trash.

Once he makes it big, the villain wants to pluck the stars from the sky and give them to him.

The villain is also incredibly generous, saying, "You gave this star an extra-long look last time, so I bought it for you."

The previous Host chose to reform villains with love, only to be killed by a villain's younger brother.

Shi Meng does things differently. Why not just kill every villain?

From then on, he has the uncanny ability to bring death wherever he goes, and his reputation as a villain spreads far and wide.

Ding~ A sunny, cheerful young man invites you to join the Loving Family Group Chat.

Shi Meng: "Be family? The kind that's hard to kill."

So, those who refuse to be his family tend not to be very hard to kill. The idea is to die early and be reborn sooner.

Every villain who reforms can't help marveling at how perceptive the first major villain to join the group chat was.

The major villain: "I'm not like you guys. I joined of my own free will."

The major villain: "Actually, I don't just want to be his family. I want to be his lover, too."

The group chat: "..."

What a villainous couple!