I Am Evil Tiga, Conquering the Heavens

What happens when a good young man from Earth gets an Evil Spark Lens and arrives in the Ultraman world? “Hey, loser, this is the Beast-Busting Didi app. With it, you can earn the title of Team-Wipe Engine!” “Zero, look at this: Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice Tests! Don’t get all worked up and start crying already. Charge at my jeep!” “Saint Akira, I’m Zoffy. Take this. With it, you can defeat any monster!” “Mebius, you’re sneaking snacks again. Go fly a hundred laps around the Land of Light, right now! One! Hundred! Laps!” “Belial, leave it to me to get your son registered as a resident of the Land of Light. I guarantee I’ll get everything sorted out!” … (I’m no good at writing blurbs. You handsome readers, come on in and take a seat!)