My Son-in-Law Is Back

I came home after making it on my own, and my wife didn’t even recognize me? My wife is beautiful, but I don’t believe any woman could wait for me for eight years. And my mother-in-law has the nerve to ask me for money? Come on, come on, let your son-in-law teach you how to behave. My half-sister has had three boyfriends in half a month? Mom and Dad can’t control her? Come on, come on, let your big brother show you what a feather duster is for! The eldest son-in-law is back, so none of this is a problem.