KPL: AG Are All Villains

[KPL esports + adrenaline-fueled wish fulfillment + livestream chat + jokes and memes] Lu Xun transmigrates to a parallel world called Blue Pole Star, where he becomes the rich second-generation owner of the Chengdu AG Super Play Club and binds himself to the Dream-Achievement Assistance System. “Ding! Host’s dream detected. Assisting Host in winning the KPL championship.” Lu Xun: “No, System, you’ve got it wrong. I don’t want a championship. I just want to go back and inherit my billions.” “Are you kidding me? We can win with a lineup that has no rules? What is the other team even doing?” “Why hasn’t the club gone bankrupt yet? How am I supposed to go back and inherit the family business?” “Uncle Ge, I’m begging you to curse AG with your bad predictions. At this rate, we’re really going to win the championship.” “My thoughts on winning the championship? You might not believe me, but I really wasn’t trying to win.” Sister Feifei: “Hey, Boss, our AG is already a six-time champion dynasty.” Lu’s dad: “Hey, son, how did that little club you started end up worth more than my assets?” And so Lu Xun, who only wanted to lie flat and avoid winning championships, sets off on an esports championship journey that takes him in exactly the opposite direction from his goal. AG Championship Team 1.0: Lucifer, Qinglong, Yiqu, Xiatian, Luomu. [The esports honey badgers: reckless tactics. What’s the point of gaming if you don’t dive under the tower?] AG Championship Team 2.0: Shenren, Nuanyang, Qianshi, Shijiu, Adou. [The esports comedians: happy gaming, salary tactics, make money, make money, make money.] AG Championship Team 3.0: Liudianliu, Qinian, Laoshuai, Yinuo, Aisi, MC. [Koi tactics: luck and skill, I want both! AG’s youthful spirit, charging forward without fear!]