The Improper Madam

He'd actually seen a ghost! But where would a ghost come from in broad daylight?

Oh, it was just his mischievous little wife up to her tricks!

Good grief, how many times a day did she have to scare him before she'd be satisfied?!

Seeing her "puffy, chubby" face earlier had been frightening enough.

Now she'd gone even further, covering her face with little cucumber slices.

At first glance, she really looked like some green-faced monster.

If his heart weren't strong enough, he'd have fainted from fright!

Look, she was at it again,

and this time the "scene" was so thrilling it could make your nose bleed.

What on earth was he supposed to do with her?