The Spirit-Medium Poison Doctor Is Witty and Alluring, and the Chaste General Gives Her His Heart

(Transmigration + physician heroine + punishing scumbags + sweet romance + feel-good story + two strong leads + double happy ending) A timid, good-for-nothing young physician × a cunning, doting Ghost King Banxia transmigrates into the only abusive romance novel she ever paid to read. The male lead she loves doesn’t love her, her mother-in-law is hunting her down, and even passersby laugh at her delusions. She is a doomed cannon-fodder character in a happily-ever-after story. Since she has no money, no life, and no man, Banxia decides to stir things up and go against the plot. A woman with medical skills tailored to what people need can make money and cause a ruckus anywhere. She’s going to make a small move and turn everything upside down. Good grief! She’s accidentally released a sharp-tongued ghost, gained the ability to see spirits, and even won people over with her medical skills. “Uncle, your child’s all grown up. How much more treatment do you need?” What? The pig in his pen is having a difficult delivery, and he wants her help. “Sixth Prince, being a flirt isn’t an illness, but treating it can be a real killer.” Oh my goodness, he wants to turn over a new leaf? Let her take a look. This madness needs treatment. “Mother-in-law, stop trying to kill me. I’ll gladly step aside and let someone else take my place.” Your son wants to cuddle with me, and he’ll throw a tantrum if I refuse? What am I supposed to do? How would I know? Go ask the heroine. “Lord Yama, stop dropping by when you’ve got nothing to do. You’re terrifying.” What? The gods and ghosts of the underworld want me to look after them, and I could be the boss? No way, I want to live to a ripe old age. Ghost King: Baby, come home and cuddle with me. No way. I’ve got money, looks, and connections. The helpers: Oh, come on, boss, listen to us. Your husband is the biggest boss of all. The heroine: Damn it, after all that, you’re the real green tea heroine.