I’m a Pretty Boy: From the Start, I’m Butchering Cows and Blowing Up Cow Dung with Dilraba

Classic oldies + the greatest traditional-style music + pretty-boy heartthrob turned tough guy + dominating music scenes at home and abroad + realistic acting + getting rich Ye Kai was a little-known D-lister. After appearing on Teacher He's variety show, he awakened a Divine Profession System and began his rise to the top. Pretty boy: “You traitor! You slaughter pigs and cattle, so who said you could go for a tough-guy image? Kun Kun's so mad he's climbing over the wall!” Busty beauty: “Who is this handsome guy? Does he have connections in the entertainment industry? Big sis will lend you a shoulder!” Dilraba: “You're asking if I want to ship myself with Ye Kai? What a joke! I'd marry him this instant!” Wu Jing, Zhang Jin, Billy Chow, and Zhou Zhaolong: “Don't call us big brothers. You're the real big brother! Next time we spar, please go easy on us!” Myanmar Northern Alliance: “Everyone, listen up. If Ye Kai comes again, treat him to the best food and drinks, then politely see him off. Nobody is to hurt him. Last time he came... he took five hundred million from me!” The Boy Band Reunited for New Careers: “Ye Kai is the darling of our group. Oh... sometimes he's also the group's punching bag!” The United States: “We're ashamed. Chinese songs really do have depth. After hearing Ye Kai sing, our pop music can only be considered a baby!” South Korea: “Experts have discovered through archaeological research that Ye Kai is our ancestor... or a collateral descendant of our ancestor. We must apply to have him recognized as cultural heritage!” Ye Kai flashed a smug smile. “Who cares? Keeping it real is my whole thing!”