While the Great Figures of the Heavens Are Still Young, I Trick Them into Becoming My Disciples

[Taking Disciples] + [One Female Lead] + [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Pure Romance] + [Comedic] + ?

(Read the blurb before you start. If you like it, come on in. If not, please go easy on the author. I’m a decent person with no bad habits or weird kinks, and I’m rather handsome...)

Xu An awakens a disciple-taking System. Taking disciples makes him stronger, and he also receives a list bearing the names of future supreme powerhouses.

“What? Supreme powerhouses? Then I absolutely have to take them as disciples!”

[Congratulations, Host! You have taken the future Celestial Emperor as a disciple. You have automatically comprehended the Great Dao Scripture!]

[Congratulations, Host! You have taken the future Empress as a disciple. Reward: Ultimate Dao Emperor Weapon, the Heaven-Measuring Ruler!]

[Congratulations, Host! You have taken the future Demon Clan Great Emperor as a disciple. Reward: Ancestral Dragon bloodline!]

[Congratulations, Host! You have taken a disciple...]

First Disciple: “Don’t mess with Master. He uses Ultimate Dao Emperor Weapons to beat people up!”

Second Disciple: “Master says anyone who wants to marry me had better be able to beat him first!”

Imperial Clan Scions: “Damn it, you’re the ones who should be the imperial heirs. We’re done playing the part!”

Demon Clan Supreme: “The Heavenly Venerable An Shi is the ruler of our Demon Clan!”

Holy Lands and Forbidden Lands: “Compared to the Mountainback Sect, aren’t we just wasteland?”

The Dark Age descends. Great Emperors fall and Dao Venerables vanish. Just as everyone is about to blow themselves up, a sigh comes from the peak of the Great Dao.