System, I Just Reincarnated and Now I Have to Compete with a Billion Sperm

Cultivation + technology + comedy + absurdity An explosion at the place of origin sent the origins of the Three Thousand Laws tumbling down to the lower realms to find successors. Shui Jian transmigrates alone, accompanied only by a System, into the vast universe. Watch as he rises to dominate the Three Thousand Laws. Millions of years later, while others use spells, I have laser cannons; while others wear robes, I have mechs. While others have lovers on either side, I... bah! “What is that?” “A man’s romance.” With a wave of Shui Jian’s hand, countless mechs tear through space and arrive. “Guixia, little brother.” Millions of years ago, I was the Sword Emperor feared by countless gods and demons. “What? The Sword Emperor?” “The Sword Emperor said to have the greatest talent of all time, the strongest foundation, the greatest sword cultivation, the strongest primordial spirit, the most powerful attacks...” Gods and demons: “Stay back!”