National Fate Livestream: My Plant Zombies, Please Behave

[Plants vs. Zombies (the plants and zombies are all unconventional, author-modified versions) + national destiny livestream + one female lead (an ordinary bystander with only everyday-life scenes)]

Feng Rixia of Huaxia was chosen to represent Huaxia in a national destiny game. In this parallel world overrun with zombies, each country selected a contestant to enter the game and become the parallel world’s savior, sent to various places to rescue it! Contestants from other countries all received powerful classes. Feng Rixia, who had earned an academician title at age twenty and was selected by the game, drew intense attention from the people of Huaxia. What shocked everyone even more was that he received two classes, and both were useless!

Under everyone’s astonished gazes, Feng Rixia declared, “There are no useless classes, only useless people!” With his two classes working together, the seemingly serious Feng Rixia suddenly changed his tune.

“Many-seeded Sunflower, choke that zombie to death!

“Backdoor Mole, go through the back door and blow that zombie to smithereens!

“Old man, you don’t want your newspaper? Dancer, put on some music. Let’s party together!

“Wryyyy~~ Now it’s time to show off!

“Now it’s time for me, Feng Rixia, to put on a show! Hehehehe!”

“Give the zombies some sunflower seeds. What’s stuck? Use the Heimlich maneuver!”

Over time, whether they were people on Earth or aliens watching the livestream, contestants in the national destiny game or zombies, whenever they saw Feng Rixia, they couldn’t help shouting from the bottom of their hearts: “The world has gone to the dogs!”