Late Northern Song: A Madcap Ride, Starting as a Yamen Official's Son and Teasing Emperor Huizong

The Song Dynasty’s Heavenly General will restore the glory of Han and Tang, while a divine con artist of a young master will raise Emperor Huizong to greatness: “Who the hell says the Song is weak? The Liao’s Yelus? The Jin’s Wanyans? The fake Lis of Western Xia? I’ll crush every last one of them! With me here, who dares call himself the lone sovereign? Who dares claim to be the one and only?” “Huizong indulged the Six Bandits, and treacherous ministers ruled the court? Not a chance! I’ll crush them all! Cai Jing, the Duke of the State; Tong Guan, the Eunuch Chancellor; Wang Fu, the chancellor who rose eight ranks overnight; Liang Shicheng, Su Dongpo’s illegitimate son and the power behind the throne; Zhu Mian, whose Flower and Stone Tribute from Jiangnan sparked Fang La’s rebellion; Li Yan, who seized more than thirty thousand qing of land. And Gao Qiu? He’ll never get to kick a ball around in Northern Song football again!” Fang Xian muttered in his sleep, then woke in a cold sweat. “Why is it always this dream?” Still, a man has to dream. Maybe one day it’ll come true? Fang Xian, only son of a third-rank censor-in-chief, transmigrates into the past. With the aid of a pocket dimension, he excels in both letters and arms, becoming the “idle minister foretold in dreams” who saves a collapsing dynasty, a young master of the imperial court famous across the land, and a spirit child possessed by a divine con artist! He can turn gold into money and boost the economy with his scholarship, and wield firearms to fight foreign powers. Military deterrence, economic assimilation: he makes a success of it all! Anyone who doubts him can come fight! They’ll all end up bones buried in the earth! A friend wants to know: what about the hidden perks? Of course there are some! How many wives, lovers, and female confidantes would be enough for the virile young master Fang? No number could ever be enough! Four maids: Qiaotun, a curvy, slim-waisted young beauty; Wuxiu, a cool and gorgeous older woman; Liu Mei, a charming beauty and financial genius; and Chunqing, whose loyalty is as steadfast as gold. Two foreign princesses: the Liao and Western Xia princesses, riding side by side, Yuan Jiao Hepburn and Yelü Cheqian. The imperial princess of the dynasty: Zhao Fujin. The official courtesan of a brothel: Qin Manman. The moonlit junior sister: Kuang Miaoling. The wandering beggar girl he meets by chance: Suo Wuyi. ...Still not satisfied?