Livestreaming Sales of Haunted Goods: The Nation Begs Me to Keep a Low Profile

Fang Chenyu acquires a troublesome supernatural entity. While everyone else gains strange entities and goes on killing sprees, he takes a different path: livestreaming the sale of supernatural entities.

Wait, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not selling supernatural entities, I'm selling farming equipment.

For example, there's the Transforming Entity, which can grow and shrink at will; the Auto-Aim Entity, which kills pests with 100% accuracy; the Self-Destructing Entity, which plows fields like a nuclear bomb; and the Symbiote Entity, which turns you into a mech warrior.

America, stay calm. These are all just farming tools, absolutely not strategic weapons.

Foreign Ministry: “We solemnly declare that everything Fang Chenyu sells is farming equipment. For example, the Self-Destructing Entity can plow fields like a nuclear bomb, saving time and effort. Clearing a field in one second really is that simple.”

“What? America, you say the Symbiote Entity can be worn like a mech? Oh, that's to protect farmers. You know China is a major agricultural nation, right? We're duty-bound to keep our farmers safe.”

“Huh? The Auto-Aim Entity? Oh, right, it can kill millions of pests in one second. But you're not pests, are you? What is there to be afraid of?”

Then a certain Little Sun entity rose into the sky. One strike was enough to plunge all of Africa into ruin, and the Foreign Ministry broke down in tears.

“Keep a low profile! I can't keep making excuses for you!”