Forced to Become a Son-in-Law

The people here have ears two feet long, stand on three sides, and all eat from vats. Others transmigrate, and so do you. While they transmigrate to one dynasty or another, you end up somewhere beyond the human world, and are about to be sold. You regret not studying harder. Others ride horses, while you ride a pig. Just because you’ve been recognized as the one destined for the task, you have to help an old man collect spirit pearls. Learn from Baidu how to build a car, and make a few small cannons while you’re at it…