My Sect Is Poor and Useless, So I Want to Become a Bandit Again

[A shameless schemer + cultivation that’s anything but proper] Veterinarian Yang Li transmigrates into the cultivation world. First, she raises dogs and becomes a bandit; then the great sects beat her to a pulp. When she wakes again, she has become the junior sister of the Yuehua Sect, and a fierce little wolf cub has appeared at her side. It doesn’t take long for her to realize that not a single person in the entire sect has a normal brain. The old sect leader doesn’t urge his disciples to cultivate. Instead, he sets up a stall at the market every day and tells people’s fortunes for free? Her eldest senior brother is hopelessly lovesick. After digging up every wild vegetable on the mountain, he plants more so he can keep digging. Her second senior brother is a carpenter who spends all day whittling sticks into toothpicks, then claims they’re supreme magical treasures. Her third senior sister seems perfectly normal, until the next second, when who knows which of her countless personalities starts talking… Looking at her poor, useless sect, Yang Li forces a bewildered smile at the little wolf cub. “Maybe… I should go back to my old line of work and rob people at Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain!” The little wolf cub, Zhuxin, wags his fluffy tail like a propeller. “Go on, go on! Robbing people and castrating them is the perfect way to fulfill your life’s purpose!” Then one day, demonic souls run rampant through the mortal realm. Her master can wipe out the enemy with a casual fart. The vegetables her eldest senior brother grows are as potent as divine pills. The toothpicks her second senior brother carves all transform into spiritual swords and automatically fend off demons. And her third senior sister is beyond incredible: all tens of thousands of her personalities step forward, forming an elite army of divine soldiers and heavenly generals… Yang Li is so stunned she turns into a Peashooter. Zhuxin encourages her. “Go! Fulfill the mission you were born to accomplish!” Yang Li’s starry eyes shine as she whips out a scalpel. “You mean… I can castrate all the demons…” The cool, otherworldly face of a certain man instantly turns black as the bottom of a pot. He confiscates her weapon on the spot. “No! Absolutely not! Don’t even think about it!”