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Siheyuan: Don't Take Advantage of Me

四合院：我的便宜不好占

by Stir-Fried Spicy Rabbit (爆炒麻辣兔)

Status: Completed
Length: 837k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

This book has no angst, little bitterness, and focuses on everyday life.

In the courtyard, disaster follows me everywhere. Try to take advantage of me, and you’d better watch out!

Bang Geng had just come out of his room, grinning as he carried his loot, when a roof tile fell and split his head open. He’d only taken two steps when he did the splits and ended up in the hospital.

Silly Zhu was about to beat up Zhou Aiguo for Qin Huairu when he suddenly slipped.

“Damn it! Where’d this watermelon rind come from?”

He looked at his two missing front teeth and cried himself into a faint in the bathroom.

Yan Bugui saw the two ounces of pork Zhou Aiguo offered him, trembled with fright, ran back inside, and braced himself against the door.

“Aiguo! Please, just go! Third Uncle is begging you!”

Jia Zhangshi had only shouted “Old Jia!” once during the neighborhood meeting, but she had nightmares for a whole week and nearly went down to join him!

Yi Zhonghai stared in bafflement at the bird droppings that had fallen from the sky. Muttering to himself, he said, “Aiguo’s been looking thin lately. I should bring him something to eat!”

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