Extreme Flexing! The Metaphysics Expert Is Going Viral on Livestream

[Reborn + livestreaming + light romance + wish fulfillment]

Banxia was born under an unlucky star and had a lifetime of misfortune. She lost her parents at one, her orphanage closed when she was two, she was kidnapped at three, and she ended up on the streets at four. At five, she met her master and went to live in the mountains to cultivate. She thought her master’s extraordinary Daoist powers would keep him safe, but at six, he was struck dead by lightning.

To avoid bringing harm to others, Banxia chose to live alone at the Daoist temple. She made it through ten peaceful years, only to be mysteriously struck dead by lightning on her sixteenth birthday.

That’s right!

She brought about her own death.

Luckily, Heaven couldn’t bear to watch and let her return to life in another body, giving her a chance to defy fate. Though the original owner had also suffered a difficult life, at least she had all four limbs and a family. To protect the precious family bonds she had found, Banxia started livestreaming fortune-telling to earn money and support her family.

Little Bird: Half-Immortal, I want my fortune told about romance.

Banxia: You should have your life read instead. You’re about to die!

Mosquito Loves Meat: Half-Immortal, help me! I messed with something evil.

Banxia: Who told you to play rock-paper-scissors with a mirror? And then you lost!

The top donor, Little White Fox, splurges a fortune, flooding the livestream with Carnival gifts.

Banxia: What do you want me to tell your fortune about?

Little White Fox: Tell me when you’re going to have my babies.

Banxia silently raises her middle finger, then gives Little White Fox a one-month mute.