Siheyuan: I Came to Get Rich, and Teach You How to Behave Along the Way

Name: Siheyuan: I Came to Get Rich, and Teach You How to Behave Along the Way
Author: I Just Love Chewing Sugarcane

四合院：我来发财顺便教你们做人

by I Just Love Chewing Sugarcane (就爱啃甘蔗)

Status: Completed
Length: 173k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Chen Fugui opens his eyes. What the hell is this place?

Bricks and boards for a bed, with a tattered quilt that reeks.

Wait! Hey! Hey... Good grief! My head's killing me!

When he comes to, he understands: he has transmigrated. What the hell is this nonsense?

If I was going to transmigrate, couldn't you have made me an emperor? A crown prince would have been fine too! Why make me some damn pauper?

At least I'm not an orphan this time! Damn it! I'm pretty much an orphan anyway!

I've also got a dilapidated house that's one and a half rooms, completely bare, and an uncle who stopped caring about me ages ago.

If you weren't going to make me rich, you could at least have given me a golden finger! Is there one? Is there?

Turns out there really is!

The Clap Back and Get Rich System!

All right! I'm here to get rich! I'll teach you all how to behave!

What! You lousy System! I can only earn a reward from roasting someone once a day? Are you serious? Can I roast you instead? No? Too bad, because I can!

What the hell is this? Can't I roast you to death?

Oh! Roasting someone got me a pocket dimension! Now that's interesting! Very interesting!

Stats

85Chapters

1.8kReads · 30 days

388.9kReads · all time

106Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.0Score

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