Kaito Kid: What Do I Do When the System Keeps Screwing Me Over?

Apologies for the out-of-character writing, the nonsense, and the lack of writing skill. Warning, major warning!!! This is garbage! The characters are totally ruined! Completely wrecked! He Yu’s unlucky version: Urgent help needed! He Yu was flushing a toilet when he found himself transmigrated to Tokyo, as a high school student named Kuroba Kaito. Like in most web novels, it’s only fair that a transmigrator gets a golden finger, right? Except his golden finger seems a little different. Big traps and small traps, they’re all traps. Getting exposed in front of detectives, losing control of his hang glider, and falling into a lake to feed the fish are all minor problems. But after a hundred chapters, you’re telling me there’s another Kuroba Kaito? How does that work? Turns out I’m the protagonist, just earlier in the timeline, and my golden finger is a stepping stone for Kuroba Kaito. But Kaito, you’re way too unpredictable. Could you please stop showing up to see me whenever and wherever you want? Help, anyone? I’m desperate! Kuroba Kaito’s version: I’m in Ekoda, just about to get out of class, when I seem to see another version of myself?! Kuroba Kaito’s sparkling blue eyes fix me with a death stare... Come on, having another me I can poke whenever I want is ridiculously cool! He Yu: “...” Everyday life + comedy (probably) + multiple transmigrators