Great Ming: I Joined Zhu Di in Crime and Extortion

“Jingyuan, just take your uncle-in-law to shake one last bribe out of them. I swear this really will be the last time. Please, I’m begging you!” “Your Majesty, the sea of suffering has no bounds, but turn back and you’ll find the shore. This is unbecoming. You should mind how it looks. You’re the emperor, yet you keep shaking down your ministers?” “I can’t worry about that now. If you don’t take me along to shake someone down, your uncle-in-law won’t be able to eat or sleep, and even the imperial harem has lost its appeal!” “Your Majesty, since you make it sound so pitiful, I’ll take you one last time. Don’t pester me again after this!” “Your uncle-in-law understands. Hahaha... Prince Gu, just you wait. You want to rebel against me? Let’s see how Jingyuan and I shake you dry!” Xu Jingyuan shook his head and sighed. “I really have sinned. I’ve completely led Zhu Di, the greatest emperor of all time, astray!”