I Run a Restaurant in the Dark World

“Potions,” “Sequences,” “Demons,” “Flesh,” “Calamity,” “Necromancy,” “Machinery,” “Cthulhu.” This is a perfectly respectable mysterious world... probably... How do you survive in a world where the strong prey on the weak? Why does a voluptuous undead proprietress linger in the kitchen every night? Why is a beautiful girl trembling in a filthy, run-down alley? Why is the Calamity Blood Princess, naked and chained up, in a dark old castle? Why does a bewitching Twin Moon Lotus demon keep breaking the rules and barging into people with a ball in her arms? Why is a Shadow Empress tugging at a strange man's clothes and calling him Daddy? Is it the corruption of demonic nature, or the collapse of ghostly morals? Dear guests, would you like to hear more juicy secrets? Come enjoy a drink at my restaurant, and I'll tell you all about it...