I'm a Lecher, and You Want Me to Put Out Fires Across the Heavens?

Lu Ye’s soul transmigrates into the body of a genius young member of a family in the Zhongshan Kingdom, in a world of cultivation. He is taken in by a top sect, is about to marry a beautiful wife, and awakens a more-children-more-blessings System! But on his wedding day, the bride runs away, his sect’s powerful backer falls, and his cultivation is nearly crippled. His family is also facing the threat of annihilation.

Lu Ye: System, this is an emergency! Save the day!

System: Then get someone pregnant!

Lu Ye: Get lost! How am I supposed to do that now? It’s too late!

System: Here’s a beginner’s gift pack. Adopted sons count too!

Lu Ye: I’m a cripple, barely able to keep my head above water. Who’d want to call me Daddy?

System: I’ll make an exception for you. Want to visit the Myriad Worlds? Grow stronger out there, come back to level up, and get your revenge. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

Lu Ye, blushing: Uh... the world is a big place. I want to go out and have some fun!

And so...

The Myriad Worlds take a turn for the bizarre.

In a low-martial world ruled by a nine-thousand-year-old eunuch, three thousand righteous adopted sons wielding the Bixie Sword fight beyond the frontier, head south to Jiangnan, conquer overseas lands, and sweep away all who refuse to submit.

In a mid-martial world ruled by a last emperor, an immoral tyrant never leaves his harem, yet ultimately becomes an emperor for the ages!

In a world ruled by a demonic sect, the former sect leader, imprisoned and stripped of power, smiles faintly: “You may be strong, but I’ll go take a concubine first.”

In an apocalyptic zombie world, a big brother emerges from nowhere to lead the way.

There are also the Primordial World, the Great Emperor World, and more...

From then on, a terrifying rumor spreads across the Myriad Worlds: There’s a certain man who loves being a dad!