I’m Just Lazing Around in Great Qin, but the First Emperor Can Hear My Thoughts

[Hilarious + inner thoughts] Meng Mu transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty. He only wants to lie flat and live like a lazy fish, but Qin Shi Huang starts eavesdropping on his thoughts. The First Emperor: “I seek eternal life. Bring me the immortal pills.” [Once those pills kill you, I can make my escape.] The First Emperor: “You see, Zhao Gao seems quite loyal!” [Sure, sure. When you get sick, he'll make sure it kills you, then help bring down the Great Qin.]