Whatever I Say Becomes Law: This Skill Is a Little Shady

Otherworldly dimensions are invading, and endless monsters are running rampant across Earth! Xiao Bei happens to obtain a System, but it seals away his rune abilities. When he finally manages to break the seal, he discovers that his rune powers have taken a rather indecent turn... Someone asks, “Why do you always like attacking people in the crotch?” Xiao Bei replies, “Blame the runes. Don’t blame me.” During their first wilderness training, the teacher asks, “What should you keep in mind when facing monsters in the wilderness?” Xiao Bei eagerly raises his hand. “Eat a bigger breakfast in the morning, or the monsters might not get enough to eat!” Amid the monsters’ wails, Xiao Bei looks down at the blood-red balls hanging from his blade and falls into deep thought. Why does harvesting lychees feel so effortless? A classmate asks, “What’s your dream?” Xiao Bei ponders. “To rid my enemies of their worldly desires?” After unlocking the weapon system, Xiao Bei reads the inscription on his blade: “Harder than a high school boy.” He falls silent. “So... my System is indecent too!” A passerby asks, “Are you sure you’re not the indecent one?” Xiao Bei denies it. “I report my neighbor for pornographic content every day. You think I’m indecent?” His neighbor bursts into tears. “You report me every three days! What the hell did I ever do to you? Waaah!”