What?! The CEO and His Goofy Darling Fight and Flirt Every Day

[Silly fun + System + main couple allergic to romance + side couple drowning in it]

A hilarious beauty who can be sweet or spicy × a domineering CEO who loves to read too much into things

Xiao Yiheng is a business tycoon in A Country. His mother is obsessed with fortune-tellers, and thanks to her, one day he suddenly finds himself with a wife who’s studying postpartum care for sows, plus an actual pig.

Scene One:

“Who’s the ferocious woman on the run from Africa?”

“Who’s the underwear of a masked man?”

The deliveryman and the food courier’s voices silence the whole room. And then, in full view of everyone, the wife described in her file as sweet, gentle, and able to be either spicy or sweet raises her hand…

Jiang Wanwan: What are you looking at?

Xiao Yiheng: What’s it to you?

Scene Two:

At one of Xiao Yiheng’s birthday banquets, Jiang Wanwan prepares a huge surprise. She even records a video, and to show how sincere she is, she rubs an onion in her eyes to squeeze out a couple of tears, ready to make a heartfelt confession to him, and his fortune.

But the giant screen shows a video of her drunk and acting like a fool: “I’m not afraid of ghosts, but ghosts have never harmed me…”

Xiao Yiheng thinks his wife is adorable and tells her to come back to their room and keep dancing, just for him.

Jiang Wanwan: Why do I seem to have fewer and fewer clothes on?

Scene Three:

After failing to complete the System’s task for the umpteenth time, Jiang Wanwan finally gets her chance. The male lead’s handsome face looms closer and closer, and the distance between them shrinks.

Jiang Wanwan: I’m finally going to kiss him! Ahhh! I can finally complete my task!

Xiao Yiheng, after looking at her for a while: Your makeup is caking.

The heroine’s thought process is delightfully unconventional, with plenty of twists and turns. She’s not a strong female lead.

The side couple is sweeter than sweet! You won’t regret getting invested!