[Both leads are devoted to each other + academic aces + goofy comedy + family + friendship + mutual pursuit + this couple has absolutely no decency]
My name is Su Mo, and I’m the youngest martial arts alliance leader in history.
His name is Zishu Liang, a petty, goofy, lazy, stubborn tsundere who loves wearing SpongeBob clothes.
I’m peerless in martial arts, able to snap metal with one hand, and exceptionally clever.
He plays dirty and cheats whenever he likes, plucks stars from the sky, and is a sharp-tongued schemer.
“Mr. Zishu, I hear you can turn flowers into flames. I wonder how they’d work for hotpot?”
“Miss Su, I hear your palm strikes are as sharp as blades. I bet you’d be faster than anyone at chopping firewood.”
“You Zishu! You’d better let me use both hands! I won’t stop until I’ve pounded you into a pig’s head!”
“You Su! If I want to run, you couldn’t catch me even if I let you have a leg’s head start!”
After they get married:
Su Daji: “Honey, someone’s bullying me~”
Husky Liang: “This is outrageous! How are they bullying you? I’ll grab the dog and go knock on their door!”
Su Daji: “I want to take ten thousand, but they only have five thousand.”
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