Oh No! My Body Can't Possibly Be the Cultivation World

Zhou Gu can travel back and forth between the cultivation world and the real world, but everyone thinks he’s crazy. His awakened golden talent seems useless, with nowhere to put it to use? Then he discovers that what happens to his body corresponds to signs of the Heavenly Dao in the cultivation world. I get electrocuted, and a thunderous miracle appears in the cultivation world, filling heaven and earth with abundant spiritual energy! I get a fever, and the temperature rises in the cultivation world, making its spiritual energy more active! I get a cramp, and the cultivation world’s spiritual ley lines fall into chaos, revealing unknown veins of spiritual ore! I bleed, and yin energy seeps into the cultivation world, sending a hundred ghosts wandering through the night! I get diarrhea, and spiritual energy dissipates from the cultivation world, making cultivation futile! I vomit, and spiritual energy reverses course in the cultivation world, sending cultivators into qi deviation! With this advantage, Zhou Gu rises to prominence! He thought he could become an immortal, only to learn that the immortals in this world don’t ascend... They’re busy defending the planet in a war...