I Am Invincible in the Mortal Realm. If Not Fight the Immortals, Who Should I Fight?

At Chaotian Temple, a taciturn boy rides a donkey backward. He often carries an ancient wooden sword, yet the immortals in heaven tremble before him! At the border of Beichang, a kindly, honest schoolteacher utters a bold boast! Who says scholars lack courage? I dare drag immortals off their horses! On Zhongnan Mountain, a sword-wielding girl loves liquor like life itself. There are countless immortals in heaven, yet even they must bow their heads when they see me! In the Kingdom of Xishu, a strange monk neither fasts nor prays to Buddha, but has a weakness for women. His Dog-Beating Staff Technique strikes at the dogs of the immortals with every blow! In Tongling Town, a great demon is a chivalrous soul, tender-hearted and upright! How dare immortals descend to earth? I shall seal the heavens and slay them! On Taihe Mountain, a young disciple holds the sword of the mortal world and roams as freely as an immortal! Sword in hand! Follow me! Slay the immortals! This martial world is already in chaos. Won’t it be even worse with immortals descending to earth? Boyang throws back his drink and laughs at the sky! Hahahahaha! I am invincible in this world! If not the immortals, then whom shall I fight? Kill! Kill! Kill! What fine wine! Fine wine indeed! Hahahaha!