From the Start, I Fused with Haaland, and I Eat Kids Without Blinking

Li De is reborn in the early 21st century as a Chinese-Dutch teenage football prodigy. That year, young Cristiano Ronaldo, still in his hot-blooded prime, bounced back after Portugal’s defeat in Lisbon, while Messi won his first European Golden Boy award. In this era overflowing with prodigies, Li De, a product of Sporting Gijon’s Spanish youth academy, activates the football-devouring System. From the start, he fuses with Haaland’s dynamic talent and maxes out his strength. Defenders and goalkeepers alike, he devours them all on the pitch! Cross him on the field and he’ll gobble you up on the spot! Even the referee can’t escape his gaping maw. His brutal style of football sends the entire sport trembling. David Villa, the Sporting Gijon legend, is stunned. “Can you believe a 1.94-meter-tall player has Ronaldinho’s dribbling, the Golden Bomber’s heading, Batistuta’s thunderous shots, and Zidane’s vision for passing?” They say his favorite Chinese dish is sweet-and-sour chicken. Li De: “Hehe, I mean sweet-and-sour kids.”